Now Al and Tipper Gore's Split Makes Sense

Last month former Vice President and Defender of the Planet, Al Gore and his wife tipper announced that they were calling it quits after 40 years together. The announcement left political observers scratching their heads as the Gares always seemed to be the perfect couple. When I first heard the story, I couldn't wait for the other shoe to drop. There's always another shoe in a story like this and leave it to the National Enquirer, the tabloid that brought you John Edwards' baby-momma, to make sure it hits the floor with a thud heard 'round the world.

The National Enquirer reported last week that Vice President Ozone has been accused of sexually assaulting a masseuse back in 2006. Portand, OR police have reopened the case in light of the publicity:

In a bombshell new police report vindicating The ENQUIRER's world exclusive of the AL GORE SEX SCANDAL, the alleged victim told Portland police intimate in-depth details of her claimed sexual encounter with the ex-Vice President.

In a comprehensive 73 page investigative report conducted by Portland Police Bureau in 2009 into an unnamed massage therapist's allegations that Gore made inappropriate and unwanted sexual contact at a hotel in October, 2006.

In a witness statement, the 54-year-old alleged victim - whose name is being withheld by The ENQUIRER - told detectives the Oscar-winning Nobel laureate  attempted a "big tongue kiss," "caressed" her "back and buttocks and breasts" and "shoved" her hand down to his pubic region.

Gore, who recently split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage, also fed the woman chocolate and attempted to coerce her to come into his bedroom to listen to a song by Pink, the document said.

 Along with the allegations of inappropriate behavior with a woman who gets paid to touch the naked bodies of strange men, are reports that the mainstream media deliberately ignored the story for years. Now, as if to wash their sins clean, the MSM has latched onto the story like a hungry pit bull.

Politico is reporting that the Portland Tribune is taking a lot of heat for killing the story after spending much of 2007 and 2008 investigating the allegations.

Rumors have circulated for years of Gore's infidelities and the announcement of the Gores' split has opened the flood gates. Al Gore has always said that Bill Clinton was his mentor. It looks like Al paid close attention and is now facing his own inconvenient truth. Gotta love those breeders.

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Celebrity News: GaGa Takes on Homophobe, Cher and Christina turn Costar Gay, Elton helps Eminem go straight

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The National Enquirer reported last week that after a performance at a club in Ottawa, Lady GaGa was dancing in the crowd during the after party and was approached by a drunk who proceeded to deride the diva about her friendship with out American Idol alum Adam Lambert.

According to the Enquirer, 

"Partying with pals at Ottawa club Barrymore’s after a concert, Lady G rolled her eyes when a knuckle-dragging Canuck staggered up and belched beerily in her face: “I saw you and ADAM LAMBERT on the AMA show, and the guy’s a flaming faggot – and I also think that you’re actually a MAN!”


Playing it cool and amused, Lady Gaga retorted: “Well, that’s your opinion, isn’t it? And I’m not about to waste my time trying to change it.”

Slurred the slob: “Well, don’t you care that you’re both going to HELL!” Gibed Gaga: “No...not as long as I don’t have to see YOUR face there!” Red-faced, Barfly bellowed: “WELL, YOU’RE A FREAK...AND SO IS HE!”

Her Ladyship’s face twisted in a mask of rage as she snarled: “Okay, that’s it! Call ME anything you want, but when you start calling my friends names, it’s OVER – it’s WAR!”

Swift as a striking snake, she suddenly whipped her glass of water right in Crocked Canuck’s kisser – and the whole bar cheered wildly. Before the creep could react, Gaga snapped her fingers and flounced out of the joint with her jeering entourage in tow." 

This just in from Advocate.com:

Sharing the screen with Christina Aguilera and Cher is enough to bring out the gay in anyone. The big-voiced divas didn’t send some gay fanboy into a tailspin on the set of their new movie, but they may well have made costar Kristen Bell question her sexual orientation.

"I have never felt so much good female energy around me," Bell told the New York Post. "I find that I can't take my eyes off them. I'm 99 percent sure I will leave this movie a lesbian."

Bell costars with Cher and Aguilera in Burlesque, the story of a small-town girl who comes to Los Angeles and makes it as an erotic dancer, due in theaters next fall.

From the Huffington Post, we hear that Sir Elton is helping rapper, homophobe and all-around douche bag Eminem go straight:

LONDON — Elton John says he has been helping American rapper Eminen fight drug problems for more than a year.

John says Eminem is succeeding in his well-publicized battle against substance abuse.

John told BBC Radio Saturday that as a recovered drug abuser he is happy to help people if they want the assistance but drugs make people so cocky and arrogant that they often reject help.

Eminem has written about his substance abuse problems in the past.